You said it!

The guess the caption game from U.S.K.A

WHAT WAS SAID

The rules: Simply post a caption on the thread opened on the forum headed

You Said It what you think was being said while the photo was taken.

The funniest one will be the winner and will be chosen by Neil at the end of each month, his decision is final.

 

Novembers You-Said It!

November's you said it competition show's newly crowned World ISKA Light-middleweight champion Willy Borrel and his corner man from France meeting the great Noor Muhammed from England

The rules: Simply post a caption here

POST CAPTION HERE

Of what you think was being said or thought while the photo was taken. The funniest one will be the winner and will be chosen by Neil at the end of each month, his decision is final.
Remember, you are not limited to one entry so guess away.

 

OCTOBERS U-SAID-IT COMPETITION

THE WINNER OF OCTOBER'S
"YOU SAID IT" COMPETITION
IS
BOB TAGGART
With

Bob saying, ' I'm sick of choosing, so they both win, there now you choose for a change '

October's you said it competition show's 'Relentless' Reiss Larvin on the end of a no contest decision against Derbyshire's Jack 'Hammer' Clay in their Midland Area Title fight at Hardy Spicers. Bob Taggart is the referee.

The rules: Simply post a caption on the You said it thread on the USKA FORUM

POST YOUR CAPTION HERE

What you think was being said or thought while the photo was being taken. The funniest one will be the winner and will be chosen by Neil at the end of each month, his decision is final.
Remember, you are not limited to one entry so guess away

 

September's U-SAID-IT Competition

THE WINNER OF SEPTEMBER'S
"YOU SAID IT" COMPETITION
IS
NEIL KELLY

With

Dean saying....'Hey Razor, that Robert De Niro impression of yours is fantastic'

Tyler saying....'You talkin'to me?'



September's you said it competition show's Newark fighter of the day
Tyler 'Steppin' Razor' Shakespeare receiving his award from competition organiser and current W.K.A Light Middleweight World Champion Dean Sugden.

The rules: Simply post a caption on the You said it thread on the USKA FORUM

Post your caption here

What you think was being said or thought while the photo was being taken. The funniest one will be the winner and will be chosen by Neil at the end of each month, his decision is final.
Remember, you are not limited to one entry so guess away

 

THE WINNER OF AUGUST'S "YOU SAID IT" COMPETITION
IS
GHOSTFACEKILLAH

WITH

Michael saying:

..."and tonite matthew i'm gonna be DALE WOOD...sorry Mick jagger.."

August's U-SAID-IT Competition

August's you said it competition show's little ninja Michael Atherley pulling a serious face at last Months Superman competition. To Michael's right is fellow little ninja Owen Richards and to his left little ninja Jack Buckley.

The rules: Simply post a caption on the You said it thread on the USKA FORUM

Post your caption here

What you think was being said or thought while the photo was being taken. The funniest one will be the winner and will be chosen by Neil at the end of each month, his decision is final.
Remember, you are not limited to one entry so guess away

 

JULY'S YOU SAID IT COMPETITION

THE WINNER OF JULY'S "YOU SAID IT" COMPETITION
IS
GHOSTFACEKILLAH

WITH

Mark saying:

"good advice qas...but i bet you cant put a fruit pastille in you're mouth without chewing it"


July's you said it competition again features the dynamic duo and show's cornerman Qasim Nisar giving Mark advice at the recent WKA tournament in Manchester watched on by USKA faithfuls Eric and Reiss. Glad to see that you could stay awake for this months competition guys.

The rules:
USKA FORUM
Post your caption here

What you think was being said or thought while the photo was being taken. The funniest one will be the winner and will be chosen by Neil at the end of each month, his decision is final.
Remember, you are not limited to one entry so guess away


 

 

JUNE'S YOU SAID IT COMPETITION

THE WINNER OF JUNE'S "YOU SAID IT" COMPETITION
IS
ERIC

WITH

The Statement:

Mark the 'Killer Kipper' Sedgwick.... Winners never kip, kippers never win!!!!

June's you said it competition show's Mark 'The KIller Kicker' Sedgwick and Qasim 'The Dream' Nisar getting some well deserved rest and relaxation on their way to the I.S.K.A European Championships in Germany.
The moral of this story is like Nightmare on Elm Street.... 'Whatever you do, do not fall asleep!'

The rules: Simply post a caption on the You said it thread on the

USKA FORUM
Post your caption here

What you think was being said or thought while the photo was being taken. The funniest one will be the winner and will be chosen by Neil at the end of each month, his decision is final.
Remember, you are not limited to one entry so guess away

 

MAY'S YOU SAID IT COMPETITION

THE WINNER OF MAY'S "YOU SAID IT" COMPETITION
IS
GHOSTFACEKILLAH

WITH

I seen the new zealand rugby team do the HAKA when they challenge someone to a battle...but come on lads...'do the hokey kokey and u turn around'...the turks hardly look scared.

May's you said it competition show's U.S.K.A fighters Qasim Nisar and Murdock Kellyman doing.........well to be honest i don't know what they are doing!
This was taken at the European Championships in Germany with the Turkish team members watching closely with interest.

The rules: Simply post a caption on this thread relevant to the picture posted on the YOU SAID IT page on the main site. What you think was being said or thought while the photo was taken. The funniest one will be the winner and will be chosen by Neil at the end of each month, his decision is final.
Remember, you are not limited to one entry so guess away.

APRIL'S YOU SAID IT CAPTION COMPETITION

THE WINNER OF APRIL'S "YOU SAID IT" COMPETITION
IS
AMANDA

WITH

Amanda thinking:

And there was me thinking it was just all rumour about Take That reforming!!

MARCH'S YOU SAID IT CAPTION COMPETITION

The March U-SAID-IT picture shows U.S.K.A home boyz Tommy 'GUN' Collett and Qasim 'THE DREAM' Nisar heading off to the fighting arena of the WAKO GB Championships after their warm up.

THE WINNER OF MARCH'S "YOU SAID IT" COMPETITION

IS THE COLLABORATION OF

NEIL KELLY AND GHOSTFACEKILLAH

WITH

Qas saying: Look Tom, if we put on our hard man Mitchell brothers walk none of these WKA boys will mess with us.

Tommy saying: I'm sure your right Qas but why am i the one who always has to be Phil!

Qas saying: U gotta be Phil cus ure the FAT ONE!

 

FEBRUARYS YOU SAID IT CAPTION COMPETITION

February U-SAID-IT picture shows former European champion Dale 'THE SNAIL' Wood and USKA chief instructor Neil Kelly engaging in some pretty energetic sparring.

THE WINNER OF FEBRUARYS "YOU SAID IT" COMPETITION

NEIL 'GINGER BREAD MAN' KELLY

WITH

Neil saying: Swing Swing as fast as you can, you can't catch me i'm the ginger head man!

 

JANUARY'S YOU SAID IT CAPTION COMPETITION

This months U-SAID-IT once again shows Qasim 'THE DREAM' Nisar and Tommy 'GUN' Collett this time on the way to the W.K.A World championships in Canada!

THE WINNER OF JANUARYS "YOU SAID IT" COMPETITION

DALE WOOD

with

Picture 1 .. Qasim saying : If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.

Picture 2 .. Qasim saying : Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are........in tommys case he thinks hes new born !

 

DECEMBER'S YOU SAID IT CAPTION COMPETITION

THE WINNER OF DECEMBERS "YOU SAID IT" COMPETITION

NEIL KELLY

Take your pick.....................................

Michael singing ' Tommy Gun is not my lover he's just a girl who thinks that i am the one, but the kid is not my son!'

Tommy saying to Michael 'Listen Mikey you best move that sequinned glove away from my bottom or you might find yourself waking up in Neverland mate'

Qasim saying to Michael ' I don't care how many sweets you give me Michael. i'm not changing my ring name to Bubbles'

Qasim saying to Michael Jackson 'Look Michael, they've put in a new waxwork of Tommy Gun, not very lifelike is he'

Qasim saying to Tommy 'Don't fancy yours much mate!'

Qasim saying 'Dale Wood! fancy seeing you all the way over here in Canada mate'

Qasim saying to Michael ' I don't care how BAD you think you are mate, you've met your match with me'

Michael saying to Tommy and Qasim 'Would you guys like top come and see my puppys'

Loud speaker saying 'Ladies and gentlemen, will you please welcome on stage the world famous Jackson 3!'

Tommy saying to Qasim 'Don't you just hate it when these nobodies stop you for autographs'

Michael thinking 'Wow! it doesn't happen often but for once i'm not the weirdest looking guy in the room'

Qasim saying to Tommy and Michael 'ok guys, i lose the first one to smile competition'

Michael saying to Qasim and Tommy 'And there was me thinking no one would turn up to the Thriller II video auditions'

Michael screaming 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of hereeeeeeeeeeee!'

Qasim thinking 'for once milk bottled complexioned Tommy isn't the whitest dude in the room'

Qasim saying to Tommy 'Why are you so star struck Tom?'
Tommy replying 'I can't help it mate, i've always wanted to meet Bob Marley'

Qasim thinking 'should i tell him now or later that his new girlfriend is a bloke'

Qasim thinking 'Just my luck to be left in a room full of dummys'

Michael saying 'You two might be British champions but if you mess with me i'll moonwalk up and down yo ass! eee he ow! chamon!!!'


This months U-SAID-IT shows Qasim 'THE DREAM' Nisar and Tommy 'GUN' Collett along side their new best friend Wako Jacko at the W.K.A world championship's in Ontario Canada.

November's You Said It Competition

THE WINNER OF NOVEMBERS "YOU SAID IT" COMPETITION

DALE WOOD

With Rachel saying ......"hey Stacey , look what happens to Neil's eyes when i stand on his Toes !!!!!! "

This was posted the day after Neil broke his toes so no competition this month. Well done Snail.

This months U-SAID-IT shows Jesters kickboxing gym's Rachael Rose after a hard sparring session with USKA's Stacey Clarke in preparation for her October 2nd bout at the Emerald club.

 

OCTOBER'S YOU SAID IT CAPTION COMPETITION

THE WINNER OF OCTOBERS "YOU SAID IT" COMPETITION

GHOSTFACEKILLAH

With Neil and Alva singing

NEIL..."I got chills...they're multiplying...and i'm losing control...cus the power ure supplying...its electrifying"
ALVA..."U better shape up...cus i need a man...and my heart is set on you...you better shape up...cus i need a man...and to my heart you must be true"
BOTH..."URE THE ONE THAT I WANT...OOH OOH OOOH...URE THE ONE THAT I WANT...OOH OOH OOOOH"

This months YOU-SAID-IT competition shows a picture from USKA's chief instructors hardest fight way back in 1990. An opponent who he says he could not control no matter how much he tried.
In the end he was just Knocked Out!

This months U-SAID-IT

THE WINNER OF SEPTEMBERS "YOU SAID IT"

GHOSTFACEKILLAH

With Cecil thinking...

"you pay peanuts you get monkeys"

 

This months U-SAID-IT shows U.S.K.A student Tyler Shakespeare and Cheif instructor Neil Kelly at a recent kickboxing Demonstration at Tyler's old primary school in July

THE WINNER OF AUGUST'S "YOU SAID IT"

STEPPIN RAZOR

With Tyler Saying:

"There he goes, singin my praise's again".

 

THE WINNER OF JULY'S "YOU SAID IT"

SCHWARZEROSE

With the ref writing

1 TIN OF PEAS
6 LARGE EGGS
OH and I can't forget a new pair of washin up gloves for the misses, she'll go nuts when she knows I got these.

This month see refferee big Mike Belgrave marking his score card between round while reffing at the recent lightbar show in Wolverhampton. What do you think he's doing. Post your thoughts on the you said thread on the forum don't forget the free U.S.K.A. T-shirt for the winner

 

The winner of the June's 'YOU SAID IT COMPETITION'

GHOSTFACEKILLAH

H saying to DIESEL..."I know we was told that guy would take his head off...but i didn't think he meant it...so what do we do NOW!"

H Willock and corner man Diesel err.....celebrating BMAC fighter Stefan Martin's TKO win at the Emerald Amateur kickboxing show

 

The winner of the May's 'YOU SAID IT COMPETITION' due to popular demand is:

Neil Kelly

Neil saying 'It is like a finger pointing away to the moon......(slaps Jake on the top of the head)..........Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory!

Jake Richards Receivng instruction from corner men Neil an Qasin Nisar at
the recent W.K.A. promotion.

 

 

The winner of the March 'YOU SAID IT COMPETITION' is:

Dale Wood

With...... Cecil saying "i know stood here holding two boys hands doesn't do much for my mascelinity but if that guy touches my ass again i wont be responsible for my actions"

Congratulations Dale for your winning entry. An U.S.K.A T-shirt size XXXXXXXL is on it's way to you lol

Aprils Photo, shows U.S.K.A's Reiss Larvin Waiting to be announed winner in his contest against Chad White at the Featherstone Show alongside Ref Cecil Rose, his opponent, and the compare of the evening. Guess away lads and lasses and remember this month will see the winner recieving an U.S.K.A T-Shirt your size for the winning entry, so all the more reason to let your imaginations run riot.

 

This Months You Said It

The winner of the March 'YOU SAID IT COMPETITION' is:

GHOSTFACEKILLAH
With......Cecil saying to Neil..."I hope that's a groin guard in his trousers, do any of you three wanna go and check for me?"

 

Winner is Sharon Taggart with

Harun says " I would willingly pay an extra 50p a session more, if it means Neil can finally afford some chairs "

January's You Said It!

Cormac Hannon and Harun Khan. competing in the Superman 2004 events

 

 

Winner of Decembers "YOU SAID IT" Competition:

AMRAN

"You see! This is what happens when i don't wear my big girlie headguard. I get punched in my eyes and they swell up three times the size of my brain".

Decembers "YOU SAID IT "

 

 

Winner of Novembers "YOU SAID IT" Competition:

DALE

"Dean saying .... "Now look lads if im going to stand any chance of beating Neil to that santa job this year im going to have to get some practice in .. now stop messin about and one of you sit on my knee and tell me what you want for christmas !!"

Dean Perryman, Tyler Shakespeare, Qasimn Nisar, and Tommy Collett in discussion after a hard Thursday night fighters training session

Winner of Octobers 'You said it' competition:
Emily Aston

Neil saying to Tommy...."Gosh Tommy, you were right about those new starbust being sour!!!!!!"

 

Tommy Colletts English national Title fight at Hardy Spicers 3rd October